| herro |
[Oct. 19th, 2006|08:42 am] |
hey buddy
Awake to the fact there's no going back
To the world in which I was living
I'm searching for something but found less than nothing
I watch the rising sun
I hope I find some peace today
Love bessie |
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| interesting past few days |
[Sep. 6th, 2006|05:47 pm] |
hey there everyone
Well it is good to see you back again.. :) well there is a bit to tell but i will keep it simply or atleast try hehe.. Anyways so i went to work on saturday which was ok and i was in kitchenware/electrical it was pretty boring i had not much to do except bludge and look at shot glasses which was really provoking me to have a drink. So yeah work was bodge and after that i had to go to hippos to quickly get changed and stuff for Jodies party. On the way to her place hippo was giving me dodgey directions but oh well. When we got there we set up the tent in the dark that was interesting. After that hippo decided that she wanted to get her floaties (swimwear) so we went back and got them which was ok because we were the first ones there apart from jodies friend who was real nice to baboon... later when she was very very drunk.... emphasis on very.
But yeah the party was good except that when i arrived after hippo got her floaties i noticed that i was wearing clothes that attracted the bulls eyes.. hehe i am not a skank for the record.. yeah the rest of the party well yeah it was fine (cough, cough.)
On sunday i was on my home after dropping hippo home Bessie Jr died but luckily my fabulous dad rescued it from the gates of heaven. Oh also it was kellys b'day which i was invited to attend that night but ofcourse i was too tired. Not to mention sick of driving.
Anywho yeah that is about the most awesome stuff on the weekend but yay QCS is over yeah baby woo hoo so so so happy happy. dancing in the daisy field. hehe so so happy. aanywho it is my brothers birthday today and i have to go and eat ... 10 DAYS until my birthday party
Love Bessie the cow your mate |
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[Sep. 1st, 2006|05:11 pm] |
hey again
So the past two days have been a bore but oh well. Baboon and hippo fight so much geez and i think i am the mediator hehe BESSIE hhmmm so yesterday i was stalked by boo radleys brother Freeaky anywho i dont really like him that much. Besides there are so many other fish i the sea thank god because other wise i would turn mega emo hehe i can't believe that hoot hoot doesnt think that Rick.m is hot i mean she is blind obviously. Crazy people. I expected more from hoot hoot. Also Hippo was a traitor today in chinese MMMOOOOO. I have to work until 5.30 tomorow which kinda stuffs up my plans to get to jodies to put the tent up before dark and also that means that i cant pick up honey buns if she is gonna go stupid work....
oh well i guess i need the money.. for you know fuel... oh i had a BCT test today and the teacher was evil because she gave us an evil thing that is not meant for us dumb cows. ggrr haha ok i have realised that most of the stuff i have typed so far is me whinging. ok todays word is 'MODA' and the animal is 'GUINEA FOWL' yes our next door neighbours have some and they are pretty. my parents have decided that they should know how much air i am breathing god they have to know everything parents suck .... after school today kelly and i went shopping and tried on heaps of dresses and stuff i ended up getting totally different stuff like a boob tube and black shorts whereas kelly got a dress with a split in the back.
Omg some of the dresses were butt ugly like baboons ass hehe sorry baboon :( after the dresses we went to feed at the abituares which i have mentioned in previous adventures. Whilst eating silly hippo called me and i had much difficulty answering the phone with my hooves, But i managed somehow, she wanted a tent for jodies tomorrow night and luckily kelly lent me one and i swear to god if that hippo snores i am to going to go ape... hehe
After leaving kellys i went home and found some clothes for after work and the party and i tried them on and my dad said to go back inside and find something else because it was a bit skanky but what he doesnt know wont hurt him. right. i dont know if i want to go for a swim or not but i will find out when i get there because it may be a wee bit cold.
hehe the animals are going to have fun at the party!!!!!!!! hhhmmm lipidville is gay as i lay by the bay while i eat some hay it is fun what do ya say. hehe adam sandler modified. hhmmm gay TARGET die... anywho that is my life story for the time being i shall give an update to the fabulous adventures of Bessie the cow in a day or two depending on if i am bored or not
Bessie Signing oFF |
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| My lovely wednesday |
[Aug. 30th, 2006|06:57 pm] |
hello there again,
Greetings i see that you are back for another of my insightful adventures in Lipidville.
So as usual i had a rather interesting day at cow school. Well ok not really but i like it when it does sound like i had fun. Anywho todays wordS are 'OBLONG' and 'PSYCHOSIS' hehe so in chinese i got a crap festival thingo which i have to research and it is about stupid calfs in stupid china. beh Also i was rather annoyed because everyone else got the one they wanted but oh no not me!!! oky doky over that yay not long until my birthday woohoo i feel so old i am not going to be a young fresh tender cow but a chewy tough moo cow. haha so funny the rest of the day at school was pretty good and i have even more things growing on my bacteria YAY!!
Oh another fun fact is that it is Jodies birthday tomorrow and then Kellys on sunday. geez these people why do they have to be so close together. Anywho Hippo, carl and I went up town this afternoon and brought some stuff for Jodies birthday the presents are pretty lame but it is the thought that counts right. Also i want stupid bitch whore lana off of smallville needs to die a very painful and long death hehe seriously. oh i want supernatural back on tv so unbelievably bad. I cant believe how much crap i have typed about already and have much more to also type further.
There are a few things left anyways but guh stupid baboon teasing me with the bucket. You should also suffer as i have previously told lana to do haha no i mean it!!!
So my brother shouted hippo and i afternoon food from the abituares (Macdonalds) yes i am carnivourous but who cares right hhmmm i also bought some really FRESH hair band thingos from flash Harry's boo yeah. omg i had to do my english speech today and it was so bodgy that i didnt even make the time limit but like only 4 people did so that was ok. I have also decided to start a Sarah livingston hate group for which i am treasurer and manager anybody that would like to join feel free to sign up :) she talked so loud for her speak that i had to block my ears and she saw what i did hehe hahah so funny. It is the simple things in life that are the best for example paper clips ok then that was rather random. so i have the object for that day 'PAPERCLIP.
hhmmm my entries are getting kinda bizarre oh well at least they give me something to do and keep in touch with my animal posse hehe well gotta go cuz my frigin bitch brother wants me to make lunches because he ia little fat biatch which i also want to die along with baboon hehe and lana die all die.... lots of love to the hippo ...
From bessie the cow best cow ever |
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| my weekend and stuff |
[Aug. 29th, 2006|03:46 pm] |
hey there,
well, well, we meet again after our first encounter and i am glad to be back and typing my second entry of my fantabulous diary thingo ma - gig. so yes my weekend started with myself going to work at the most crap place ever 'TARGET'. It was ok but there wasn't many of my friends working (tear). Ofcourse they were bodge and didn't have anyone to come in after i was supposed to finish so they asked me to stay. But hehe i sad i had a doctors appointment after my shift hehe. Stupid people most doctors are closed on the weekend.
Hehe so after work i had plans. Kelly was staying at my place which if you did not know is lot 1 grassland, lipidville, Moovonia. haha so yeah my stupid cow parents like her more than me because she can play the piano and all i can do is break it with my hooves damn... buh i am over it ok not really but i have other things to type about. oh yeah so after dinner we went into lipidville to see the night life and go for a cruise there wasn't many hot bulls out but we ended up with few of them in the back seat and i know this may seem gross or weird but it wasnt they came for a cruise and yeah you may know them their names are james year 11, cameron i dont know who he is and nathaniel baboon knows who he is. And yeah we came out to dundowran to see if the party was on which it wasnt... waste of fuel... but then we dropped of nathaniel at his house. which disturbs me cause now he will have a reason to talk to me at work buh.
Anywho so then we dropped of the other two at james place, and then went and slept. Which by the way who ever invented sleep is FRESH... oh and thanks hippo for the shout out.
oh sunday i dropped kelly into her thingo at the sea front oval. afterwards i went to my nanas place cause it was her birthday today and we had a get together early and yeah after that was over thankgod geez olds are boring i went with my parents to the seafood festival. The festival was rather boring and there were a few stoned people and lesbians around so we left with 2 kg of prawns. that pretty much ended the excitement for the day for which i was glad because i was getting rather tired.
Monday my little bitcka brother didnt want to catch the bus so he made me drive him in oh and then blinky bill (my mum) had to go to the optometrist because she is blinking all the time. so by the time the day was over i was so sick of driving into lipidville.
finally today was alright i ended up having a good biology lesson with honey buns (Melissa honey)and i talking for the most of it but was mildly disturbed by the information that honey buns spanked hippo the week prior. Also in biology i had fungi growing on my bacteria yay at least something was happening. At the end of the lesson honey buns and i had a d&m convo which kinda made me a bit up set but oh well. The rest of the day was pretty good except that baboon got a bucket that i really liked and needed on my farm hehe haha moooo...and now i have realized how the hell i could have typed this much and not nearly the same for my stupid english monologue but oh well i am gonna love ya and leave ya. pardon the pun hehe
Love Bessie the cow |
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| my first entry |
[Aug. 24th, 2006|04:27 pm] |
Hello
this is my first, for most the best entry that I will ever write.
But anyway so i was at school today that was pretty crap. I got really pissed off with some of my friends bitchiness. I was just sick of it especially when there is no need for it. Also In some of my classes there was even more bitchiness. i really hate people that are bitchy to others but then when it gets handed back to them they can't take it. ahhh ok i am over my little fit. Soo I had some rather disturbing conversations with my good friends today which is nothing new sadly. But i guess it was better than doing actual school work. I am so not looking forward to QCS it is gonna blow. The most amusing thing that i read today was in english we are doing a Macbeth thing and my friends nickname is Baboon and in one of the spells the witches are casting they say " Cool it with baboons blood," which i found amusing. oh but biology was extra fun because i got to look at bacteria woohoo..... NOT! so i got my provisional license like two weeks ago it is awesome except for the fuel thing. Oh my birthday party is going to be soon the Big 18 yay it is going to be the best party for awhile. so yeah that is the exciting stuff going on with me that i am going to tell you because i am making it PG. So i am Five By Five.
From Bessie the Cow |
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